We found him in the park! Can we keep him?

he eben liekz it wen we petz him!

Used ta bee ALLIGAYTORS comin up frum draynes. Dis iz BIG IMPROOVMINT .

u can say dat agin!

Ah...I think this is the part where I'm suppose to run in fear

doan jus stand der! run!!

Socks really didn't feel comfortable napping on the window sill, until she put on her seatbelt.

bettur sayf den sowwy!

I hate to tell you this Human, but you're a bit behind on your holidays.

tho ai iz kwite a big fan ob meowloween!!

stair way to basement

teh wun fer heaben iz currentlee clozed.